20 Odd Vintage Products You Won’t Find Today

1. Toothache Drops

2. Doll With Free 10-Day Trial

Of course you can find an inflatable doll these days, but you won’t find the special “FREE 10-DAY HOME TRIAL” offer.

3.Vibra Finger

Because dentists recommend daily gum massage.

4. Cook and Wash on Your Refrigerator!

Actually, after further investigation, you can get one :)

5. Fly Pistol

Especially fun when a fly flies towards another person.

6. Hangover Heaven

7. Cigarette Case

8. Perfume Bottles for Humming-bird Taming

9. Cube Lube

Cube Lube – an incredible lubricant which helps your cube twist more freely, turn more easily! (Bamboos for Paxton Holley)

10. Multiple Electric Scalp Massager

11.Injectable Poppy Juice

…from the juice of the poppy. How could it harm you?

12. The Name of The Game is…

“Here’s the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. It begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the “Porron” (translation: “to pour it on”) filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optional.”

13.Wonder Sauna Hot Pants

14. Macho – It’s B-a-a-a-d.

15. Bradley Group Showers

“To save money!”

16. Solar Bath Apparatus

“No, THE peculiar looking device in the photo at left is not a camera, nor even a telescope, although partially resembling both…”

17. What Time Is It?

I have a big suspicion this might be a fake. You might wanna check your grandpa’s watch!

18. Sanitized Tape Worms

No diet, no exercise – just use sanitized tapeworm pills! The mechanism was that after swallowing the parasites, they’d nest in your gut and feed off digesting food.

19. Horse Exercise at Home

20. Sun Bath Helmet

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s